Note: Blog updating temporarily suspended

May 27, 2009

For those of you here for the first time (or returning visitors wondering why there;s nothing new here), I wanted to let everyone know I no longer have the time to update it.  I will continue to vet comments and, as time permits, respond to them, but my search for a job has begun in earnest, and getting myself back on-track after 6 months of zero income, (all the while paying high rent, 3 electric bills and 2 sets of property taxes) – yeah, I’ve dubbed myself the “reallyfuckedrenter” in a sort of play on for the simple fact that it`s true.  Long story, but suffice it to say I have gotten stuck in the worst of all worlds due to a couple of factors beyond my control, and now getting myself employed again has become a full-time persuit of increasing urgency, so while I will make every effort to continue updating as always, this blog is likely gonna sit stagnant for the foreseeable future.  Thanks for your understanding.



Citigroup CEO awarded $10.8 million amid scrutiny

March 16, 2009

Filed under “juGODDABeKiddingMe!”


“NEW YORK (Reuters) – Citigroup Inc (C.N) awarded Chief Executive Vikram Pandit $10.82 million of compensation in 2008, a year in which the bank required two government rescues totaling more than $45 billion”

AIG to pay $165 Million in Bonuses

March 15, 2009

(Filed under ‘juGODDAbeKiddingMe!”)

Unbelievable!!!  They got a $170 million taxpayer-funded bailout, and are rewarding their exec’s obviously stellar “success” with $165 million in bonuses.  And I still gotta pay my GEICO car insurance bill in a couple of months.

Ex-Calif. bookkeeper accused of embezzling $10M

March 8, 2009


VISTA, Calif. – A former bookkeeper embezzled $9.9 million, forcing her company to make layoffs as she bought 400 pairs of shoes that she kept in a room-sized closet decorated with a crystal chandelier and a plasma television, authorities claim.

Annette Yeomans, 51, surrendered at the Vista jail on Friday and was booked for investigation of grand theft and embezzlement. She was being held Saturday at the San Diego County jail in lieu of $10 million bail.”


Well, at least they’re starting to get serious with the bail amounts…

Housing Crash II – Will Responsible Homeowners Be Next?

March 6, 2009

As the economic carnage continues reverberating into every crevice of American society, with company after company laying workers off in droves, with the housholds of the newly-unemployed cutting back spending drastically, thereby causing a loss of revenue at the businesses where they now spend less or even stop spending alltogether, which in turn puts more pressure on already-hurting businesses to cut back their expenses to survive, ofetn resorting to layoffs, which adds to this vicious cycle anew, so this effect has a natural tendency to snowball.

As the dominos continue to fall, and once-solid, robust businesses that under anything but the most dire circumstances would not be in danger of failing or being forced to lay off workers, start  laying off workers and/or simply close and go under, has got me started thinking about all the responsible homeowners who, prior to the loss of a key source of income, were in no danger of of delinquency, let alone defaulting on their mortgages.

Surely among the 1.3 million who lost their jobs within the last 2 months, there must be scores of responsible homeowners among them.  They bought what they could afford, put 20% down, got a fixed rate mortgage, have built up some equity, carry little CC debt, maybe have 1 modest car loan, probably have some emergency cash, and in general have done everything right and have been prudent and fiscally responsible.

But they still have a mortgage to pay – along with taxes, utilities, food, gas, insurance, car loan, basic neccessities, ect.  The job market is horrendous and  credit is tight.  If things continue as they are, are we gonna start seeing what by every accepted definition were responsible homeowners, get caught up in and washed downstream in the toxic tidal pools of debt along with their irresponsible counterparts?  And will we  be expected to bail them out, too?

Should the 30 year mortgage be relegated to the trash heap of history?

March 3, 2009

When I look at what is now a worldwide financial horror unfolding – a horror that began in the US and quickly cascaded over most of the entire planet-affecting all but perhaps remote natives somewhere that still use sound money(eg, polished shells, beads, shiny rocks, monkey heads, ect), I cannot help but wonder weather the housing bubble, followed by the housing crash and all the Bad Stuff that followed, wasn’t enabled in large part by the availability of 30 year mortages?  Sure, there were *many* enabling factors: liar loans, little or no money down mortgages, greedy lenders, commission-driven RE agents, corrupt apparaisers, and of course, the irresponsible home buyers that bought more house than they could afford.  There’s plenty of blame to go around, but I haven’t seen anyone broach the subject of wether the long-common option of indebting oneself for the next 30 years to pay for that big box you just bought to live in, may possibly be one of the largest factors in setting the stage for the gigantic fall now ongoing.

Now, before anyone accuses me of insinuating that paternalism in the form of say, outlawing or severely-restricting the availablity of 30 year mortgages to those with guaranteed, legally-unchangeable structured settlements, along with a ban on those with 30 year mortgages from obtaining a second mortgage, a HELOC, or refinancing for the life of the loan(all of which would undoubtably have prevented much of the present carnage, but at the expense of freedom of choice and personal liberty), is a good thing, let me state my personal position loud and clear before we go on:

I am a Libertarian and big fan of Ron Paul.  I also know that personal responsibility MUST go hand in hand with liberty, and while I am 100% in favor of any competent adult being free to make any financial arrangemnets he wants,  willingly sign any contract, and if wants to, indebt him or herself for the next 100 years so he or she can get the $800k McMansion of their dreams on a salary of $30k(gross!) a year.  AB-So-LUtely!  And if to decorate the driveway of their new McMansion requires nothing less than a $45k Lexus or Mercedes, and if keeping up appearances means getting a 10-year loan on a rapidly-depreciating asset(?;), than so be it.  In fact, I would not be opposed to desperate luxury-auto manufactures offering 0% in-house financing and 40 year terms(heck, I’m surprised *they* haven’t thought of it.  Or maybe they have, but now there’s too little credit left to fund such an offer).  Of course, how many people would actually take up such an offer?  My guess?  Too many. 

We still live in an era of instant gratification, coupled with an entitlement mentality and a much less ingrained sense of personal responsibility than people seemed to have had say, 30 or 40 years ago.  Sure, there exceptions, but by and large it’s still the era of the “Me”-generation, living for today, and not concerned about tomorrow – when the Bill comes due.  So yes, I would suspect that many who could not afford a $100k+ car, would jump at the opportunity to be seen driving “their” new Maserati.  A nation of minimum wage earners driving Ferraris and Lambourghinis -likely to be left for the repo-man’s hook the first time they break down and their “owners” discover $5k may not even cover a major tune-up.

While the 40 year car loan scenario is intentionally exgaggerated to magnify the utter foolishness of being indevted for so much, for so long, and really, for so little(when you factor in the negative ROI).  It’ isn’t_all_that_ much  different with houses….not when you’re paying and obtaining a mortgage for a home that’s 6x or even 8x your yearly gross salary, as some have done – enabled by the “leveraging” power of 30 year, 95% LTV financing, your friendly real estate salesperson egging you on by cooing in your ear: “It’s a GREAT time to buy!”, the friendly Loan Officer assuring you that you can afford it – while exchanging winks(if not loving glances) with the friendly appraiser – all of whom stand to gain by your purchase and none of whom have your best interests at heart.  It’s not even that they may have been evil or corrupt or less than honest and forthright in their dealings – while some certainly are, and a lot of shady stuff went on and probably continues to go in the industry, it boils down to simple human nature, that being, people will almost always act in their best interests, and people who’s income depends largely on commissions are going to be only too happy to sell you a home you can’t afford, at too high a price, and at the lousiest(most profitable) loan terms they can get away with.  That is a fact of life and How The World Works, and any ostensibly legally-competent adult that doesn’t realize this going in, and then compounds the problem by failing to read and understand exactly what they are getting themslves into before signing on the dotted line, have only themselves(and perhaps a combination of their schooling and upbringing) to blame for their woes.

As I said, I’m 100% in favor o 2 or more consenting parties to make whatever financial arrangements between themseves that they wish, and my philosophy extends to practically EVERY area of one’s life.  I am in favor of you exercising your right to ride a motorcycle without a helmet, drive a car without a seatbelt, and smoke heroin for breakfast to go along with your scrambled eggs and morning Bloody Mary(ies), if you so choose.


I draw the line at picking of the tab for your mistakes.  If you delevop a mysterious spot on your lung from the crap your chiva was cut with, and now need medical attention, don’t send ME the bill.  If you get into an accident and go through the windshield because you weren’t wearing a seatbelt, I don’t want to have to pay for the multiple surgeries you’ll need to stop looking like a human jack-o-lantern.  If you fall off your bike and crack your skull open, don’t send me your neurologist’s bill.  And finally, when it turns out you really COULDN’T afford that house everyone(including yourself) convinced you you could, I don’t want the bill for that either.  See a pattern, here?

Call me crazy, but once I start getting invoiced for your stupidity or recklessness, I tend to feel I ought to at least have a say in how you conduct your affairs, if not have outright veto power.  And since so many phukkups with 30 year mortgages are now asking, nay….*taking* money from responsible renters and responsible homeowners via the gov’t appropriating our tax dollars(and that of those who, conveniently enough, aren’t born yet, so they can’t protest – not that it matters because this massive transfer of wealth occurred inspite of the overwhelming opposition to it, so in retrospect, it wouldn’t matter if they WERE here, screaming their lungs out in protest).

The point I’m getting at, is that perhaps it’s time to start looking out for OUR best interests, and eliminate one avenue for the irresponsible to stick it to the responsible, and make it much more difficult for the irresponsible to get themselves so deep in hock for such a long period of time.  Much like the 40 year car loan(who I suspect WOULD get some takers – those least able to afford such cars), the 30 year mortgage allows people to effectively buy homes they cannot afford, but spreading out the payments over half a lifetime(and hoping nothing Bad happens in the meantime), makes such a purchase possible.  Again, if no one else was forced to pay for the actions of the irresponsible, I would never in a million years be writing this.

Another good reason to eliminate too-easy for too much$  financing, is that the too easy availability of too much credit, at too low an interst rate for too large an amount, for too long a time, to folks with too low an income and too low a down payment, is what fueled the speculative bubble, and drove home prices into the stratosphere – situation that tends to feed on itself like a vicious cycle – until it runs out of fuel, and the music stops.

I propose a maximum term of 10 years on home mortgages, with a mandatory requirement for 20% down, from a traceable, documentable source of legitimate savings or earnings, and a verifiable income requirement commensurate with the amount of financing sought.  This would accomplish several things at once:

It would limit the price of a home that someone with such-and-such an income could buy.  Buy limiting the ability to leverage their income would-be homeowners could only get themselves in so deep.  If an income of say, $40k a year only safely supports buying a $80k home under those circumstances, then so be it – either keep renting until you save up some more money, or be satisfied buying an entry-level house you can afford.  And although you could argue that these tighter lending rules and shorter maximum terms are unfair to responsible homeowners, I would counterargue that, because the same rules would be applied to all, it’s really not unfair.  “Compared with the unfairness of forcing  responsible renters and responsible homeowners to pay for irresponsible home-“owners” mistakes, I’ll take it.  It would also help keep housing prices more affordable(even in Bull Market times), and help keep prices from getting overheated again. 

So what say ye?  Have at it!

Money managers accused of $550 million fraud

February 26, 2009


NEW YORK (Reuters) – Two money managers who oversaw investments for Carnegie Mellon University and other institutions were arrested on Wednesday on charges of running an estimated $550 million, decade-long swindle, the latest in a wave of big financial fraud cases.

Paul Greenwood, 61, and Stephen Walsh, 64, managing general partners of broker-dealer WG Trading Co with main offices in Greenwich, Connecticut, were charged by U.S. prosecutors with conspiracy, securities fraud and wire fraud.